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The worst Fanctions ever placed on this earth.
| “ | Well, I read the whole thing. after the first chapter, I think i threw up a little in my mouth. After ch 5, I had no food left in me. Your spelling and grammer make retards cry, (Did you write this on a fuckin' cell phone for Chrissake? and latin stand off?? Gimme a break) your characters are contrived an unrealistic, (YES Princess, Ebony does dress like a complete poser slut. And who spends all that time putting on clothes and makeup before a fight?) you've bastardized well-established characters with your own pathetic style that is so obviously made of scraps of other people's, (Dumbledore, or Dumblydor if you prefer, wears it too? C'mon, seriously!) the only people who even like this story are either your personal friends or extrememly shitty writers themselves, (And nobody in the real world gives asspats, sweetheart.) and you completely ignore the laws of physics. (Cameras would NOT work in Hogwarts, Ebony or Enoby or Mary Sue or whatever her name is, s(h)ouldn't CARRY enough ammunition for shooting someone a gazillion times. And for neither of them to die means she's such a poor shot that she deserves to die.) Congradgulations, youève earned the business end of Cid Highwinds spear. ED was right about this. And no amount of calling me a prep or saying "ur jeloz ur nut liek meh" is gonna change that. Yer just like Snapesnogger, crying and cutting for attention. PREP FOR LIFE! Jack Highwind | „ |
| —It takes a brave man to stomach all of this quivering emosity taking up precious bandwidth. | ||
| “ | OMFG THIS ROCKS THE SHIT, ON BEHALF OF ALL THE EMOS IN CLARKE COUNTY VIRGINIA THIS ROCKS LUV IT !fuck PREPS :P I have to say your spelling needs iprovement and you should ad THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS into the story cuz ther so sxy@!! they rock out better than mcr go rhcp there lyurics are so sxy! why is everyone a goffik kid in your fic ? ecept the stuypd preps in the begging DUMBLEDORE IS A SATANIST GAH...X6X LOV it fucking lov it yor m hero tara | „ |
| —XXXXXXXIMAGIRLWHOSSUICIDALX..., proving that an heroes rock the shit. | ||
| “ | This is the single best fanfiction ever written. Ever. | „ |
| —CLEARLY A TROLL | ||
| “ | omg dis was da bestest fanfikk evar!1 fangz 4 writin dis!1 I love draco he is so sexah and when I read dis I get orgies from imagining drako doing me insted of enoby!!11 | „ |
| —xXx666icutatmidddnight666xX..., proving that single person orgies are indeed possible. And that it\s more likely than you think. | ||
| “ | ...Basically: You just raped the English language. Hell, you just raped it, ran it over with a car, beat it with a Louisville Slugger, and tossed it down a garbage disposal. I can tell that English isn't your first language.. or your second.. at the moment I'm doubting that you even speak it. It's things like this that make me begin to abandon hope for the human race... | „ |
| — Proof this fiction is making people abandon hope for the human race one chapter at a time. | ||
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Have fun, read it, love it, laugh your ass off like I did... It is really worth the few hours to get threw it. It is something that you won't forget. Whether that be a good thing or not. >:3
The quotes are from Wikipedia. I personally agree with the last one.,. but the others are interesting. And just so you know what a TROLL is, It is just basically meaning someone who does it for the LOLZ. Not really true. Anyways, enjoy. ~Kira |
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